Truly, Brian is a wonder to work with. He's very clean shaven and has absolutely no dirt under his fingernails! I believe he flosses very well, because I have never seen a chunk in his teeth once!
I'm so proud of you sweetie! I raised such a good boy!! one time, when Brian was very young, we caught him teaching personal hygiene to his teddy bears in his room, he even shaved all the fur off their face and plucked their eyebrows! I always knew you'd be recognized for your hygiene!
This is surprising, considering that in high school Brian was considered one of the stinkier guys in the long hallway by the cafeteria. I guess people can change. Way to go, puff head.
I am the real Brian and I have to stick up for myself for a minute as per the last comment. I was not one of the stinkier guys by the cafeteria! They were making sloppy joes that day!... Besides the time I had the little accident by the vending machines ( Its not my fault someone put a whole bottle of laxatives in my Soy Latte!) or the time I projectile vomitted on that girl in the wheelchair ( I ate some bad Beto's and she was holding a chimichunga)( Again this was not my fault!)
